This weekend, some of my motorcycle buddies and I had a lovely picnic in the botanical gardens area Golden Gate Park. Lovely fauna and incredible flowers all around! Combine sunshine, Halry’s and Pinot Gris and you have yourself a wonderful afternoon!
Upon leaving the park we noticed a homeless man that was in pretty bad shape walking outside the park. He looked like he hadn’t showered in years. He should have known that the fois gras and Ostetra had already run dry but came up anyway to ask us for some of our food. I normally turn the other way when someone asks me for money but something caught my eye this day.
I noticed that this homeless guy was wearing a HALRY T-Shirt!!! WTF!?!?!?! I couldn’t believe it!
I told I wouldn’t give him any food but I would give him $10 to go to the thrift store and but a new shirt (preferably a BMW or Ninja T shirt! ) He took the money and said he would go buy a new shirt and throw the HD shirt away. I was happy.
As we loaded up my Prius, I noticed him across the street buying food in the convenience store!
I flagged down a cop and told him the guy STOLE the $10 from me and they took him away in cuffs. I was relieved. I asked the cops if they could give him one of those orange jumpsuits and remove the Harly T shirt. I hope they did!
I don’t think HD would like their brand image tarnished this way. I felt really good about myself after this.
What do you think?
Indian Jo
If you are going to insult me, here is a hint. Stay off Grandpa's cough syrup for a few minutes before doing so.
I have read insurance policies funnier than your attempted insult below.
I cant believe how many people fall for your fairy tales !
You must have a lot of time on your hands Baldry LOL
PS Ninja T-shirts are $14.99 you cheapskate !
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your a donkey !
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not that I'm a support of yours but this cracked me up……..
I think you did the right thing.. we can't put Harley shirts on just anyone.. if you don't have a Harley you have no business wearing "the" Harley shirt.. a Honda shirt would be more desirable of course.
I hope he spends some time in jail to think about this a little more carefully.
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ridin my Harley Ultra Classic and wearin the shirt proudly…..LOL
Wow, that whole long boring story just to take a stab at Harley's. Are you guys running out of material??
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You're soulless. I hope you die very soon from a horribly painful death.
Words can't describe how selfish and full of hate your story is.
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How dare you!
HDwilliam supported your antics, and you go and turn him in for stealing…that's just wrong…
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That chinese made HD t-shirt he was wearing probably cost him $30 and you only gave him $10? And how do you know he didn't own a Harley? I mean, dirtbags and losers love Harleys – he probably had a couple of em.
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"pretty bad shape and not having showered in years". This should have been the given he is a Harley owner.
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I think your an a*^hole. A donation is a donation. You call the cops on him for buying food. Your not all there buddy.
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Your lying, I saw the whole thing. You were giving that old man some grief and he went off on you and whipped your a$$ and you were so embarrassed that your friends were laughing at you that you ran home and embellished this whole story to make yourself look better. But good job telling only half the story.
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you should be made to walk in that man's footprints for a week
maybe you wouldnt be so judgemental afterwards
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That scraggly-looking and dirty man wasn't a homeless man dude, that was an actual Harley owner. You just got served for $10.
Bwahahahaha!
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Yeah I heard about that all the way to texas Your Mother is sure PO about the way you did your Father
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Like i said Hec-9 get on one that would be a real joke take cornhole with you–GT
holy chit baldy,you know that you recognised that guy,he was your sister/wifes new boyfriend
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I cant believe how many people fall for your fairy tales !
You must have a lot of time on your hands Baldry LOL
PS Ninja T-shirts are $14.99 you cheapskate !
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Very clever…….and funny. HaHa HaHa
I love HD jokes.
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When he isn't pan handling typical mainstream Harley riders, the guy hangs out on the library computer, championing Harley on YA. Another all t-shirt and no bike Harley fan.
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That was a nasty trick to pull on Willie.Now he's gonna miss Karaoke night at Chaps.I just don't know how you can live with yourself!
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Sorry to disappoint everyone, but that wasn't me. I have it on excellent authority, however, that it was maddog. He was begging for money, trying to scrape together $10 so he could buy some Harley branded leather handlebar tassels for his Chickster, er, I mean Sportster, in an effort to make it look less quaff. Sorry Maddog, but that POS Sportster will always be a chick bike, no matter how much aftermarket chinese chrome and leather you put on it.
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You and Andy F should get together for some man-love – you both have the same lame sense of humor
I don't think that Balding Rider realy rides a Harley since he can't even spell it. He is probably a big fat guy just dreaming of riding the open road with the power of a massive Harley V Twin thrbbing between his legs.
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WHAT?
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